Tales from Riverdale

When you get something stuck in your head, there’s nothing to be done until you express it in a blog. That’s why I’m sitting here at 2 in the morning writing this.

Yesterday, after Justin Trudeau was made to apologize on television for dressing up as Aladdin in 2001 (including brownface makeup), I saw that this federal election was descending into farce.

So, meet our party leaders:

Conservatives: Andrew Scheer

Archie Andrews

NDP: Jagmeet Singh

Jughead Jones

Greens: Elizabeth May

Betty Cooper

PPC: Maxime Bernier

Moose Mason

Liberals: Justin Trudeau

Reggie Mantle

Bloc Québecois: Yves-Francois Blanchet

Dilly Doiley

And the Canadian voters are represented by the object of their attention:

Veronica Lodge

It kind of all makes more sense now…

I am being facetious, here, so please don’t shoot the messenger.

See you in the funny papers.