Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons?

Obviously, when artists depicted the first Man and Woman, they showed them to be human, with everything that we’ve come to know and love about humanity, including their navels. They were not trying to prove that God ‘made’ them as stand-alone creatures. They saw them as we are, born and bred.

Creationists are desperate to prove otherwise. And that means that they are just like the hippies meditating in the 60’s: they’re focused on their navels (or, in their terms, the lack of them). What a waste of time.

In this three-dimensional world, nothing comes from nothing. To suggest that God formed Adam out of clay is a metaphor. In reality, the creator gods would have assisted the formation of this new being by adding some of their DNA to an egg of a humanoid creature, and then artificially inseminating a surrogate mother. It’s not rocket science, folks.