I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

As a ‘reality’ TV program, this one takes ‘ordinary’ celebrities and drops them into some far-out location, to endure tests (like putting your hand in a container full of exotic bugs) and to sit around discussing themselves. It seemed to feed the notion that celebrities were actually just like the rest of us. Even Ant and Dec couldn’t save the show from falling into mediocrity, really.

I suppose the most memorable series was when singer Peter Andre met Page Three model, Jordan. They eventually got together, but even that matchup didn’t last.

Peter sang about their relationship, much later:

As I said, who’d want to be a celebrity, these days?