Because I’m Chris, That’s Why

Our next door neighbour bought this for me (as a very belated birthday gift) because, she said, she couldn’t resist it. I can see why: that saying actually says it all. I come across as a ‘know-it-all’. She was (not so) subtly letting me know that she can see me for what I am.

For years, I’ve asserted that I have my full head of hair, although fully silver, now, because I refused to wear headgear at all, unless the weather was particularly harsh. Now I have no excuse, but I do have a choice. I can be ironic, while having a bit of fun, or I can just put the cap away for some other day.

Unfortunately, it also makes me look like Ron Howard.