According to Donald J Trump

Trump announced yesterday that he’s reached a new agreement with Denmark to take over control of Greenland. Really? Well, not in reality. He threatened to annex the country, which may, or may not, have persuaded Denmark to do ‘something’ to avoid that eventuality. This deal hasn’t been ratified, yet. But the plan for military protection of the whole North American continent is still a wish or two away for him. The second largest country in the world is standing between him and world domination. And, here, he thought that punishing Canada with tariffs would bring this country to its collective knees. He hasn’t studied history, has he?