This Just In: True Doh! Moment

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A Conflict of Interest

Yesterday, Justin Trudeau said “Sorry” to Canadians for appearing stupid. The Aga Khan had been generous with his private island and helicopter, allowing Trudeau and his family to celebrate Christmas in splendid seclusion last year. According to Trudeau, the Aga Khan was a family friend from way back when his father Pierre Elliott Trudeau was still alive. No harm, no foul: or so he thought.

There was just one little fly in that ointment: the Aga Khan is a registered lobbyist with the Canadian Government. Oops. Now the other shoe drops. This is influence peddling in its purest form.

In politics, appearance is everything. If you seem to carry around a sense of entitlement, you’ll soon come a cropper with the common man. Trudeau may be the Prime Minister, but he leads a party in the House of Commons; we tend to expect this kind of behaviour from the Senate House, where privilege is their middle name.

Ordinarily, I don’t comment on political infighting, but this misstep may cost the Liberals the next General Election in 2019.

After all, we expect our modern heroes to have feet of clay, but feet of Play-Doh? Never…

 

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Capricorn — The Sea-Goat

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Courtesy of Wikipedia

The tenth sign of the zodiac

In Hindu astrology: Makarar — and considered by the ancients to be the most important of all the signs. Is it possible the ancients recognized in the Winter Solstice the point of gravitation that controls the Sun’s orbit?

Its symbol represents the figure by which the sign is often pictured — that of the forepart of a goat, with the tail of a fish — vaguely suggesting the mermaid. Sometimes also by the sea-goat, or dolphin.

The Sun is in Capricorn annually from December 22 to January 20. Astrologically and astronomically it is the first thirty degrees following the Winter Solstice, marked by the passing of the Sun over the Tropic of Capricorn and occupying a position along the Ecliptic from 270° to 300°.

It is the Leading (Cardinal) quality of the Earth element: negative, nocturnal, cold, dry, obeying.

Ruler: Saturn.

Exaltation: Mars.

Detriment: Moon.

Fall: Jupiter.

 

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A Date with Destiny (a Red-Letter Day)

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Considering that this movie franchise has been active for 40 years, it’s amazing to find something new and different in its content.

The characters are the same from the previous film The Force Awakens and the way they interact with their situations hasn’t changed, but the director has, and that’s made all the difference to me. Rian Johnson has taken his “Breaking Bad” experience and put it to good use.

 

Snoke’s Praetorian Guards

 

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I don’t think I can remember a movie that has so much red in it. It put me in mind of the Roman Army, the Catholic Cardinals and the Devil himself. Interesting. But the clincher is the fact that the Praetorium Guards are designed to remind us of Japanese Samurai (Dragon Warriors).

This is what Roger Ebert wrote:

“the final battle, set on a salt planet whose flat white surfaces get ripped up to reveal shades of crimson. (Seen from a distance, the battlefield itself seems to be bleeding.)”

Even the posters remind you that this is a red-letter day.

 

May the Force Be with You (again and again)

 

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You can tell when there is a bit of embarrassment in a certain phrase that needs to be repeated , but it now sounds like a cliché. It still gets said, but the awkwardness is imparted along with it. That happened several times in the film, sometimes with characters saying it to each other at the same time. (Of course, the audience never tires of repeating it themselves.)

The Force is strong in this one. That could also be said of Rey, the girl from nowhere special, who also embodies the Jedi spirit.

Luke’s instruction of Rey was so ‘on the money’. It didn’t turn out as he expected, but we knew what was coming because we’d watched the previous film. And I think some of the concepts have evolved since George Lucas introduced the idea in the first Star Wars film all those years ago.

We have been so indoctrinated into believing the myth of “Good vs Evil” that we forget that the Force is both. That’s why the constant reference to the Dark Side. The Dark Side of what? The Force!

 

The Last Jedi?

 

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We know there is going to be an episode IX. So the story is far from over. There is even talk of yet another trilogy of films. Can it exist without a Jedi at its heart? I don’t think so. And the film gave us two wee clues.

(Look away if you don’t want me to spoil it for you.)

When Finn reaches into a storage drawer under the bed where a wounded Rose is laying, to get a blanket for her, we get a glimpse of the spines of several books, seemingly destroyed by Yoda in front of Luke when the Jedi Tree was burnt. Did we see that right? Could those be the Jedi teachings?

Then, the final scene shows a lone child looking out at the stars from his ‘meaningless’ life as a stable groom. This boy has been given one of the Resistance fighter’s rings. We see him finger it, revealing the Jedi Tree symbol, and then hiding it again. This is an echo of Luke Skywalker in the first film. So all is not lost.

 

Conclusion

Because the story is as old as time, Star Wars will run and run. And the lessons will continue to be taught to future generations.

I’ll leave you with the one that was shown in this film.

The “Codebreaker” steals a space ship. When they look to see who the owner was, they discover holographic images of war equipment. Initially, the images are those of the enemy’s planes and weaponry, and then some of their own.

The message is simple, but noteworthy: the only people who benefit from war are those supplying both sides. Everyone else loses.

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Adventures in Youth: 4

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Windermere Dock

This scenic view of Windermere must have been taken when I was a boy because the details are “right”. Everything is where it should be, and the look is exactly as I remember it.

Although you cannot tell from this overview, the road running down beside Windermere House is quite steep. At the turn in the road, it levels out slightly and then dips down again, heading for the dock area.

My adventure started at the top of the hill and ended at the dock.

 

My First Time on a Ten-Speed Bike

My usual ride was a clunky old beat-up bike. It had 28″ wheels and was definitely too large for me. But it was a way to get around and I couldn’t afford anything better.

One day, a friend offered me his bike to take for a spin. How could I resist? I was 10 years old and fearless.

Stupidly, I chose to ride down to the dock. I wasn’t used to hand brakes and the hill was steeper than I could properly handle.

I came flying down towards the water and had to make a tough decision: to stop I needed to hit something substantial or risk ending up in the drink. So I steered toward the open end of the building there. I slammed into the last post and fell to my side.

I hadn’t gone into Lake Rosseau, but I was battered and bruised. The bike was a little worse for wear, too.

 

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Lake Rosseau and Windermere House as they are now

I have often pondered what would have happened if the building hadn’t been there. I can only imagine.

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Is the Moon a Balloon?

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Jonathan Cainer’s Guide to the Zodiac

Jonathan died in 2016. He would have been 60 years old today. It’s taken me a while to get around to that fact. I read his daily horoscopes in the Daily Mail, the Daily Express, the Daily Mirror, and then back in the Daily Mail. In other words, I followed his career while I lived in the UK. Someone needed to fill Patric Walker‘s shoes. Jonathan did.

This book was written in 1997. The edition I have was published in 2006, the year before I returned to Canada.

Its style is conversational, jokey and non-confrontational. Jonathan didn’t like to upset his readers, so he would gently poke fun as a way to teach lessons.

 

Moon in Scorpio

This is one planetary position that he and I share (along with a multitude of other individuals who do not wish to be named).

I will give his explanation of this planetary position to demonstrate his writing style.

I hope, when you checked your date of birth in the Moon sign tables, that you didn’t mark the page. You really don’t want anyone else to know you’ve got the Moon in Scorpio. If there’s someone looking over your shoulder now, quickly scan an adjacent definition and throw them off the scent. Come back and read the rest when you’ve made sure the door is closed, the curtains are drawn and there are no hidden cameras.

Am I joking? Not especially. I’m simply trying to illustrate the way that the Moon in Scorpio makes a person very sensitive about things they want nobody ever to find out about. They fear that they are unreasonably and exceptionally jealous, desirous, passionate and competitive. So powerful, indeed, do they consider their inner emotions that they keep a very tight lid on them, often denying to others and even to themselves that they exist. These people pretend to be easy-going, light and breezy, when all the time below the surface they are in a seething sea of angst, insecurity and turmoil.

Recognise the syndrome? I thought you might. So let me tell you something else. You may be mean and moody, possessive and broody, incurably suspicious of other people’s true motives and insatiably hungry for emotionally intense encounters. But you’re also deeply intuitive, magnificently creative and awe-inspiringly, accurately sensitive to the things that other people think and feel. None of which is anything to be ashamed of.

 

Moon in Scorpio, Sun in…

To show you how modifying the two energies can be, here are his entries, as stated in the book:

Aries Woe betide the person who ever crosses you. Both your Sun and Moon are ruled by Mars, planet of power, strength and victory at all costs!

Taurus Though you are often a little emotionally restless and eager to assert your will, you are also deeply wise, sensitive and intuitive.

Gemini Your breezy and bubbly Gemini ‘front’ is a very convenient mask behind which to hide your deep insight and emotional sensitivity.

Cancer You’re far too sensitive for your own good. You take too much to heart — but then you’ve got an awful lot of heart to take it all!

Leo There’s an iron first behind your velvet glove. It only ever comes out in self-defence, but those who underestimate you should take care.

Virgo If it were not for your devastating ability to be so self-critical you’d probably rule the country, if not the world, by now.

Libra You’re good at putting your tremendous insight to practical use. People usually find you wise and money tends to find its way to you.

Scorpio Others can take or leave you, for you are who you are and there’ll never be any changing you. Most, rightly, prefer to take you!

Sagittarius You’re always surprised by how deep your emotions run — they sneak up on you sideways. But your intuition is almost invariably right.

Capricorn You are very selective about who you will allow to be your friend but those in your special circle are as close to you as your family.

Aquarius Your Scorpio Moon is very conscious of what others think, so it tones down your Aquarian excesses and causes many people to look up to you.

Pisces You don’t really care where you’re going as long as you’re not forever staying in the same old place or frame of mind.

 

Conclusion

I enjoyed reading this book. It’s like dipping into a gentle pool of water, rather than being carried down a raging river. It is also intended for beginners to Astrology.

That is the level that I would most recommend for readers to be at, when they buy this book. Your knowledge will be increased, and you will be entertained at the same time.

What more could you want?!

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The Hills Are Alive…

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…with The Sound of Music

Why this one has become a Christmas film, I don’t know. But I suspect it’s because of the theme of family, in this case, the Trapp Family Singers.

“Based on the memoir The Story of the Trapp Family Singers by Maria von Trapp, the film is about a young Austrian woman studying to become a nun in Salzburg in 1938 who is sent to the villa of a retired naval officer and widower to be governess to his seven children. After bringing and teaching love and music into the lives of the family through kindness and patience, she marries the officer and together with the children they find a way to survive the loss of their homeland through courage and faith.” (Wikipedia)

With Songs They Have Sung

Wikipedia goes on to discuss the accuracy of the story, as told in the film:

The Sound of Music film, like the stage musical, presents a history of the von Trapp family that is not completely accurate. The filmmakers used artistic license to convey the essence and meaning of their story. Georg Ludwig von Trapp was indeed an anti-Nazi opposed to the Anschluss, and lived with his family in a villa in a district of Salzburg called Aigen. Their lifestyle depicted in the film, however, greatly exaggerated their standard of living. The actual family villa, located at Traunstraße 34, Aigen 5026, was large and comfortable but not nearly as grand as the mansion depicted in the film. The house was also not their ancestral home, as depicted in the film. The family had previously lived in homes in Zell Am See and Klosterneuburg after being forced to abandon their actual ancestral home in Pola following World War I. Georg moved the family to the Salzburg villa shortly after the death of his first wife in 1922. In the film, Georg is referred to as “Baron”, but his actual family title was “Ritter” (German for “knight”), a hereditary knighthood the equivalent of which in the United Kingdom is a baronetcy. Austrian nobility, moreover, was legally abolished in 1919 and the nobiliary particle von was proscribed after World War I, so he was legally “Georg Trapp”. Both the title and the prepositional nobiliary particle von, however, continued to be widely used unofficially as a matter of courtesy.

Georg was offered a position in the Kriegsmarine, but this occurred before the Anschluss. He was heavily recruited by the Nazis because he had extensive experience with submarines, and Germany was looking to expand its fleet of U-boats. With his family in desperate financial straits, and having no other marketable skills other than his training as a naval officer, he seriously considered the offer before deciding he could not serve a Nazi regime. Rather than threaten arrest, the Nazis actually continued to woo him. In the film, Georg is depicted initially as a humorless, emotionally distant father. In reality, third child Maria von Trapp (called “Louisa” in the film) described her father as a doting parent who made handmade gifts for the children in his woodshop and who would often lead family musicales on his violin. She has a different recollection of her stepmother, whom she described as moody and prone to outbursts of rage. In a 2003 interview, Maria remembered, “[She] had a terrible temper … and from one moment to the next, you didn’t know what hit her. We were not used to this. But we took it like a thunderstorm that would pass, because the next minute she could be very nice.”

Maria Augusta Kutschera had indeed been a novice at Nonnberg Abbey in Salzburg and had been hired by the von Trapp family. However, she was hired only to be a tutor to young Maria Franziska (“Louisa” in the movie), who had come down with scarlet fever and needed her lessons at home, not to be a governess for all of the children. Maria and Georg married for practical reasons, rather than love and affection for each other. Georg needed a mother for his children, and Maria needed the security of a husband and family once she decided to leave the abbey. “I really and truly was not in love,” Maria wrote in her memoir, “I liked him but didn’t love him. However, I loved the children, so in a way I really married the children.” They were married in 1927, not in 1938 as depicted in the film, and the couple had been married for over a decade by the time of the Anschluss and had two of their three children together by that time. Maria later acknowledged that she grew to love Georg over time and enjoyed a happy marriage.

The von Trapp family lost most of its wealth during the worldwide depression of the early 1930s, when the Austrian national bank folded. In order to survive, the family dismissed the servants and began taking in boarders. They also started singing onstage to earn money—a fact that caused the proud Georg much embarrassment. In the film, the von Trapp family hike over the Alps from Austria to Switzerland to escape the Nazis, which would not have been possible; Salzburg is over two hundred miles from Switzerland. The von Trapp villa, however, was only a few kilometers from the Austria–Germany border, and the final scene shows the family hiking on the Obersalzberg near the German town of Berchtesgaden, within sight of Adolf Hitler’s Kehlsteinhaus Eagle’s Nest retreat. In reality, the family simply walked to the local train station and boarded a train to Italy. Although Georg was an ethnic German-Austrian, he was also an Italian citizen, having been born in the Dalmatian city of Zadar, which at that time was under the governance of Austria which was one the two States that comprised the Dual Monarchy of Austria-Hungary. The city of Zadar and a small area around it was handed over to Italy after World War I. From Italy, they traveled to London and ultimately the United States.

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For a Thousand Years

This has echoes of the Third Reich.

But in more practical terms, I wonder if this will be how long this film will stay popular. We are already past the 50 year mark, and there seems no sign of it disappearing anytime soon.

The von Trapps

Compare and contrast the previous two photos with the ones that follow.

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Our own memories of this movie will stay with us for a long, long time.

I only hope that the message of Family will survive, too.

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Adventures in Youth: 3

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Between a Rock and a Hard Place

I wasn’t sure if I could find an image that could conjure up my memory from the age of twelve. This one is from England, while my adventure took place in Muskoka, Ontario.

A friend and I went on a bicycle tour of the back roads near Windermere. We found this beautiful place to explore. (Well, that’s what you do when you’re 12.)

We ditched our bikes at the base and started to climb the rock face. Since there were plenty of footholds, we managed to scale the ten metre height fairly easily. At the top, there was mostly bare rock, still on an incline, but slippery from the snow melt in early spring.

 

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This is where I put a foot wrong: I decided it was better to walk on the moss at the side, rather than on the rock itself.

You can imagine the shock of slipping… I managed to turn over and face the precipice. Along the quick slide to the end, I grabbed on to a sapling, which gave way instantly.

I plummeted to the ground, very sure that my time on earth was up.

When I landed with a thump, I realized that I was sitting between a boulder and a log, the remainder of a fallen tree. I hadn’t died.

My friend called down, “Chris, are you alive?”

I answered, “I think so.”

 

Conclusion

Years later, I pondered why I answered the way I did. Most people would have just said, “Yes!” My answer displays a different thought pattern: I have died before, and the feeling on the “other side” is not dissimilar to being alive. It was a feeling that I had that day.

Also, this event didn’t show up as a problem with my health until 1978, when I tried to snag a ground ball while playing a ‘pick-up’ game of baseball. My back froze, and I couldn’t straighten up.

That just goes to prove to me that Karma doesn’t have to be instantaneous: it can wait more than 15 years to show up. Painful as it might be, it will get you(r) back in the end.

 

 

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The Reawakening of Magic

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Once Upon A Time – Season 7

It took awhile. The reset to give an adult Henry his own neverending story was going to be a stretch, once you took the Savior (Emma Swann) out of the equation.

Last night was the Fall Finale. And we finally get to the heart of this version of the on-going story line: the latest ‘curse’ needed Regina’s assistance to enact it. What?!

 

The Curse as Metaphor

Halfway through the hour, I turned and remarked to Susan: “This story is about trying to explain why we cannot remember our former lives when we reincarnate.” So that’s the point I took away from the episode last night: It’s about reincarnation disguised as a fairy story.

Most of the characters are not aware of their former lives, but the ones that are aware, used to be the holders of magic. Unfortunately, only one can still preform magic in modern day Seattle: and she was in a coma when transported from the Enchanted Forest.

 

Token as Memory Aid

 

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Last night, a ceramic white elephant was introduced to the story as a plot device. The holder of said token would be able to remember their family relationship in the present time. It got handed around the Enchanted Forest until just before the curse took hold of their past and deposited them in the present. I suspect that white elephant will be very significant later when we return to the 7th season.

 

Conclusion

I’m beginning to enjoy this latest version. For those who may have missed the latest offering, here’s the full recap of episode 10, The Eighth Witch.

The sub-title of the article should be headed: Once Upon A Time as Soul Cycle.

That really says it all.

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Adventures in Youth: 2

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Turning 450°

Just a hundred metres north from where we were shot at in 1964 is the top of a hill on Highway 93 that has a fairly steep grade. (I can attest to the endurance it takes to cycle up it!)

One night, in winter, Mom and I were traveling back from Barrie to Dalston, in the dark. Coming down that hill, Mom must have hit a patch of ice because we were suddenly spinning around.

When we finally came to rest on the far snow bank, we had go around the full three-sixty, plus another 90°. Fortunately there had been no other cars on the road at that moment, so we were able to continue our journey without further incident.

 

Further Adventures

When I started driving at age 19, I had two similar situations, but with differing results.

The first involved a November snow storm while driving to Toronto on the 400. The snow was so thick in the passing lane that my front wheel was pulled into the snowy median, and should have gotten stuck; but I gunned the engine and the car pulled back onto the highway and I continued on my way.

The second incident happened a year or so later, returning home to Angus from a day at work in Barrie at Mostyn’s. This time it was black ice. I made the classic mistake of stepping on the brakes, so this resulted in the car flying over the snow bank and into the ditch. Fortunately, there was a service garage about a kilometre from the crash site. The tow truck came out immediately and pulled the car back to the road. I paid the man for his services, got into the car and drove away. The look on the man’s face was priceless.

 

Conclusion

Driving in winter is a challenge. But in Central Ontario it becomes quite normal, quite quickly. The same cannot be said for snow in Vancouver, or snow in England. The underlying wetness means that, at best, you’re driving through slush. That’s not easy to do.

My best advice is to give yourself extra time, don’t speed, and don’t worry. If you drive cautiously, you’ll get there in the end, safe and sure.

A bit like the Tortoise (but not the Hare).

 

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Adventures in Youth: 1

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The Night Someone Shot at Us

In the summer of 1964, I started working at the Roxy Theatre in Barrie. We lived in Dalston, 15 kilometres away. It was too far to walk home at night after the shows were finished, so Mom or Dad would drive into Barrie to pick me up and bring me back home.

One night, Mom was driving me home, and as we passed the 20/21 Side Road West, Oro(-Medonte) on Highway 93, a small noise sounded on my side of the car. I turned to look out the window, only to see that it was shattered, but still hanging together. Then I saw the bullet hole near the front and bottom corner of the window.

Someone had shot at us!

 

The Police Were Called

We didn’t stop (or even slow down) in case that someone tried a second shot.

When we got home, the Police were called, and the officer was there within minutes. He surveyed the damage, took a few notes, and then slammed the car door.

The glass went everywhere in the car. No one sat on that side when the car went in to have the window replaced.

 

Conclusion

It reminded me of some feeble attempts of rock-throwing when I was a young boy in Dunsford. I never did hit any cars or trucks, but not for want of trying. I just wasn’t very accurate.

Now the tables had been turned and we were the intended target of someone’s practice. We didn’t suffer any physical harm, but the psychological effect lives on every time I drive by that particular spot.

Which just goes to prove the adage: What goes around, comes around again.

 

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